Hail Of A Day

If you’re really desperate for some drug money…or free funyons, reach out and grab whatever weapon you have handy.  Yes, even if the weapon is a genuine Klingon sword.  I think the amazing part of this story is that the workers so accurately identified the weapon.  Maybe they rigged up their surveillance tv to pick up channel 39 for some good reruns of Star Trek.  Follow the link below for the full story.  Thanks for submitting this, Brian.

Pic Shows Man Robbing Stores With Klingon Sword - Denver News Story - KMGH Denver

If you’re a fan of pancakes, you’re gonna flip out about this. It’s pancake batter in the form of a spray can, i.e. cheese-whiz. When my wife showed me this last night, I was speechless. Why is this invention just coming to light?

So I tried one this morning and it was fantastic. No more messy pancake bowls. It slices, it dices, it does your taxes. It is the answer to all your problems.

The only catch is that you can only find it at Sam’s, so you’ll have to buy a big enough lot of it to feed a Russian Infantry Brigade (or Nate Newton).