Dec 14
President Bush attacked by shoes
1) President Bush has amazing reflexes.
2) The Secret Service doesn’t: This clown could have entombed President Bush in Silly String before Secret Service finally got to him. And the press conference wasn’t in Cheyenne, WY, it’s in the middle of Iraq. Shouldn’t they be a little more prepared to react? I think the overweight agent that comes piling out of the door about 6 seconds after the first shoe is thrown, was finishing up a Big Mac value meal.
OVER THE EARPIECE: The President is being attacked!!!!
Fat Agent: It’s gonna have to wait. Have you had these McDonald’s fries?!? They’re heavenly.
3) Even though this was dangerous and angers me to no end that our President was assaulted, you have to give it to the guy for improv. If he’d worn some of those trendy, pointy shoes that guys are wearing all the time these days, he might have skewered the Pres. pretty good.
December 14th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
What a scene…
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December 14th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
What Bush said in response:
“If you want the facts, it’s a size 10 shoe that he threw.”
What Bush should have said in response:
“Where’d you get these cheap @$$ shoes, Payless? Yo mama so broke, you just threw you and yo mama’s last pair of shoes. Oh, and, uh, speaking of ethanol, this guys got more corn than Iowa. Dr. Sholl’s, are you gellin? Cause them shoes be smellin. That’s right. I said it. I mean this jokers shoes smell like WMD’s butt crack. I’m sho glad he missed. I almost got hit in the head by a flying terd. Cut the blue wire, this thing’s gonna blow.”
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