Hail Of A Day

We are at the mall today, braving the crazy Christmas-rush of thousands. There are main thoroughfares which you simply cannot stop in. You must press yourself against the glass of a store window if you hope to avoid being trampled. In a moment like this, my wife and I were standing there talking when I leaned over and gave my wife a kiss. At this exact moment , a woman walking by screeched and looked back at me with a look of fear in her eyes. I said, “what?!”. She muttered something and walked into another store.

My wife started laughing and said that the woman had seen us kissing, and thought I was her husband. Isn’t that funny? She thought her husband was at (airquotes) “Home Depot”, and she had, therefore, caught him making out with a strange woman (and much, much better looking woman) in the mall.

How do you spell relief? She spells it I-N-S-E-C-U-R-I-T-Y.