Hail Of A Day

This is crazy.  A guy accidentally cuts his whole arm off with a chainsaw and following is his neighbor’s 911 transcript describing the incident.  I’ve attached a sample.  Follow the link to read the whole thing and the outcome.

Operator Ambulance emergency. Hello, caller, what’s the emergency?

Steve Francis [Neighbour, voice shaking] A man’s cut his arm off.

Op OK, when you say he’s cut his arm off, has he cut if off completely?

SF Hold on … [To John] Is it, what’s happened?

John Stirling [In background] I’ve cut it right off.

SF He’s cut it completely off. Quick, quick.

Op OK, how’s he done it?

SF I don’t know, chainsaw or some-thing. Let me just tie him up, hold on.

Op OK, I’ve got help on the way. I need to go through some questions with you, but it’s not delaying us, OK? You’re with him at the moment, are you…..

999 call transcript: The amputation | Society | The Guardian

If you’ve ever played Halo, you’ll appreciate this collection of humorous screenshots with captions. Follow the hyperlink below for more. The caption on this one was…

“Crank dat Soulja Boy”

Unreality - A Gallery of 35 Humorous Halo 3 Screenshots |

What was the point of this? And have you ever seen a more half-hearted effort at vandalizing a curb. These guys need to go apprentice with some fellows out in Brooklyn.  Click on the picture for a larger view.