Aug 27
Why Do We Get Baggy Eyes? - Yahoo! News
So what do you do if you’re eyelids gets baggier and baggier? According to this article, the culprit is fat. Yes, you can actually get fatter eyelids.
So I’m going to try to find a way to sell a tiny machine that your eyes can use to do crunches. Like the Eye-Doer, or the Eyemachine 2000. Like every other piece of workout equipment sold on infomercials it will quickly be banished to the garage, but……it won’t take up so much space.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:44 am
It will have to be something that requires almost no work on the part of the baggy eyed person. My suggestion would be decorative, hair clip like,devices that would hold the sagging lids in place and at the same time provide a fashion element. Simply a quick clip in the morning and you are set for a day of unhindered vision. With the popularity of piercings these days it would be sort of like the clip on tie of eye wear.
Sagging lids are not necessarily a determent. Peter Noon, singer with Herman’s Hermits back in the 60s, had heavy lids that added to his charm.
On the subject of workout equipment my favorite is the old stand by the treadmill. Put one in the corner of your bedroom and you have the perfect place to stack boxes. The handrails, the longer the better, can hold dozens of clothes hangers thus taking pressure off of the over crowded closet.
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