Jul 30
Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk
Supposedly (and this is a big supposedly), this thing is real. It washed up on the shore in near Long Island New York. Nobody knows what it is. I’m sure it’s a hoax, but you never know.
A few funny comments I saw about this on the blog I found it on:
“Sorry everybody, I won’t nude sunbathe again.”
“Is that thing flipping us off?”
“It puts the lotion on it’s skin…”
“Should’ve basted every 30 minutes like Martha told you. Now look- the rump’s all dry.”
No, Lizzie Grubman’s still alive. This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is “a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island,” but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we’re not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it’s viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan’s new album perhaps.
Good Luck With Your Hell Demons: Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk
August 8th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Now, this is why I don’t get in the ocean. I was in a lake one time when someone yelled, “I think that’s a water moccasin.” I skimmed across the top of the water toward the shore in a single bound, sort of like a low-flying Wonderwoman.
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